Strauchanie's not a has-bean

By Suzanne Carbone
Updated September 20 2012 - 3:19pm, first published September 19 2012 - 1:23am
Peter Helliar's wacky alter-ego "Strauchanie".
Peter Helliar's wacky alter-ego "Strauchanie".

The big dag that is Bryan "Strauchanie" Strauchan isn't much chop as a Collingwood player but he's an expert on fast food. Or perhaps his rounded tummy is actually muscle. The well-fed mullet-wearing character created by comedian Peter Helliar has been tapped on the shoulder by SPC to promote baked beans, but not ones in a can.